tall,
gay
and mostly happy
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DC Area
love to talk to new people <3

Laura Prepon is going to be a regular in series 3

ladymegg:

PRAISE THE LORD. 

ALEX IS GOING TO BE BACK. REGULARLY. 

The world is a better place right now than it was yesterday

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(via want-out)

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35 minutes ago

The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

sharplydressedlesbo:

Sounds fun

(via thelunaalwaysrises)

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1 day ago

shittier:

oprahsmom:

ejacutastic:

and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women

this makes me sick

this makes me so sad and disgusted

(Source: and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye, via canigottohogwarts)

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2 days ago

beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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(Source: michaxl, via conflictintheclassroom)

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3 days ago

fuckingdemise:

im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above

(Source: cr0wz, via ragingandreckless)

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2 weeks ago

Yeah cuddling naked is nice but there is something so sensual about laying together with your clothes on just to have them lift your shirt a little and grab your hip, then run their hand up and down your body to tease you. And by having just a small bit of your skin exposed, it leaves your body begging for more, and your nerves burn to have their hand pull your shirt up just a little more, grab your waist and caress your skin. Then the sweet and dangerous motion of their hand tugging your pants down slightly to give you false hope of satisfaction is dispelled by the sudden tug to pull your pants back up, and it gives you the feeling of dire need to be touched more. Clothes are great, actually.

(Source: ssteezyy, via ragingandreckless)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

hey-doodles:

I posted this before but it had a bunch of typos and stuff so here’s the better version

Basically, be nice and respectful to everyone no matter what

(via clearnessandqueerness)

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2 weeks ago
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via girllovinggirl)

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2 weeks ago
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